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　　Thisshowisquitepossiblythebiggestwasteofvideotape,electricity,andRFbandwidthinthe70+yearhistoryoftelevision.It'snothingbut60minutesofsomeoftheworstbilethatcancomeoutofhumanbeings,maleorfemale.Basically,it'snothingbutpurebitchy,catty,c*nty,vileharpinessamongthecontestants,judges,andthefashionistas(orshouldIsayfashionazis).Typicallyalotofinsulting,backbiting,andbitchy,unnecessarilyanal-retentivecriticism.
　　Thethingthatgetsmeabouttheshowishowmuchthejudgesandfashionazis(andthepretentious&shallowfashionindustryingeneral)nit-pickagainsttheequallybitchycontestantsaboutlittle,petty,trivial,frivolous,anal-retentivethingsabouttheirappearance,personality,etc.Thingsthatthe*REAL*peopleinthisworld(whichthefashionindustrylacks,thankfully)wouldn'tgiverat'sassnumber1about.(Myselfincluded.)
　　Craplike:"Oh,yourlefteyebrowisayoctometeroffcenter.Thatisn'tgonnafly,andnobodywilltakeyouseriouslyinthisindustrybecauseofit!"Or,"You'rebreathingwrong.Goodluckwithwinningthiscompetition."I'mjustkiddinghere,buttheyusuallyendupsayingthingsalmostexactlylikethisonthisshow.
　　Ifgettingintothefashionindustryisthishard,painful,bitchy,insulting,nit-picky,catty,backstabbing,andanal-retentiveasthisshowtriestoportray,thanthankthegoodLordthatHemademeallfat,balding,hairy,anddumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin',becauseIwouldneverwanttoberequiredtohavethecausticbitchinessandanal,pretentiousattitudeofanymodelorfashionazi(oranyfashionindustryworker),namelythepeopleonthisshow.
　　AndJaniceDickinson,mercy,donotgetmestartedonher...
　　Thisshowneedstodie.It'sthisshow(andmanyother"reality"showslikeit)thatprovesthatcompetitiveness(andthefashionindustry)istrulythedevil'stool...

　　新一季的全美超模大赛America'sNextTopModel的选手和往年的有些不同，这一季的选手的身高平均都在1米71(5ft7)以下，所以这一季是制造卖点还是什么我们拭目以待！

　　TNT时代少年团成长类真人秀，讲述七位少年在这个夏天将会进行七种不同职业的探索体验，体味不同职业中的酸甜苦辣,在体验的过程中收获快乐和成长

　　冲浪生活体验清凉综艺《夏日冲浪店》集合黄轩、韩东君、乔欣、黄明昊四位固定嘉宾，来到中国冲浪圣地海南省万宁市日月湾，和冲浪教练在21天的时间里共同经营一家夏日冲浪店，体验夏日冲浪生活。节目将通过展现夏日“浪、慢”生活，推广年轻人积极健康的生活方式和态度。

　　【内容简介】
　　东非大裂谷自红海至赞比西河口，连绵三千里，从太空都能看到。这里是多姿多彩的地方，有喷发的火山、覆盖着森林的高山、美丽的峡谷、广袤的草原、巨大的平湖和河流，是鳄鱼、河马、狮子、大象、火烈鸟和非洲人的家园。BBC采用最新的高清摄影技术，探讨了形式东非大裂谷的地质力量，展现世界上野生动物品种最多的地貌。
　　Visiblefromspace,Africa'sGreatRiftValleyrunsthreethousandmilesfromtheRedSeatothemouthoftheZambezi.It'sadiverseterrainoferuptingvolcanoes,forest-cladmountains,spectacularvalleys,rollinggrasslands,hugelakesandmightyrivers,andishometocrocodiles,hippos,lions,elephants,flocksofflamingosandadiversityofindigenouspeoples.
　　Usingstate-of-the-arthighdefinitionfilmingtechniques,thisseriesinvestigatesthegeologicalforceswhichshapedEastAfrica'sGreatRift,andwhichmakeitoneoftheworld'smostwildlife-richlandscapes.
　　Part1:Fire
　　Thevalleyistheproductofdeep-seatedgeologicalforceswhichhavespewedoutalineofcloud-wreathedvolcanoesstretchingfromEthiopiatoTanzania.TheirpeaksprovidearefugeforEastAfrica'smostextraordinarywildlife,includingnewlydiscoveredandpreviouslyunfilmedspecieswhichhaveevolvedsurprisingsurvivalstrategiestocopewiththeirchallengingmountainenvironment.
　　Part2:Water
　　TheGreatRiftValleychannelsahugediversityofwaterways-rivers,lakes,waterfalls,causticspringsandcoralseas-spanningfromEgypttoMozambique.Somelakeandoceandeepsharbourpreviouslyunseenlife-forms,whilecausticwaterschallengelifetotheextreme.ButwherevolcanicmineralsenrichtheGreatRift'swaterways,theyprovidethemostspectacularconcentrationsofbirds,mammalsandfishinallAfrica.
　　Part3:Grass
　　TheGreatRiftValleyprovidesthestageforanepicbattlebetweentreesandgrass-itscourseinfluencedbyvolcaniceruptions,landscapeandrainfall.OnitsoutcomereststhefateofAfrica'sgreatgameherds.IntheRift'ssavannas,grazersandtheirpredatorsstruggletooutwiteachother,forcingonegroupofprimatestodevelopasocialsystemthatpavedthewayfortheevolutionofmankind.

　　动物幼崽们十分柔弱，尤其是生活在凶险的大自然中的野生动物幼崽们，刚降生下即开始生命中的冒险旅程。在这期间，它们不但会遇到无数未知的挑战和困难，还要面对残酷而危险的野生环境。BBC从非洲大草原、海洋边、贫瘠的高原三方面入手，拍摄了动物幼崽在残酷、凶险的大自然中如何艰难生存下去……

俄勒冈州瀑布城的森林地底有俗称黑钻的黑松露，引来各方人马采掘，并有命案等非法事件发生。松露采掘旺季在十月到耶诞年假的十个星期间，今年因创纪录的乾旱导致松露产能危机，盗采更加猖獗。孤鸟掘客李奇自力建造灌溉系统，以挽救老忠实松露地块的命运，并住在那里以防盗掘。各集单元介绍*稀少的产量老派松露掘客搭档泰瑞与罗伊启用古老方法，以母猪协助寻找。松露钜子贾斯汀拥有100万公顷松露林地与数十名掘松露工人，企图垄断俄勒冈的松露林地与市场，使散户和盗掘者消失。*钻石身价十月下旬，俄勒冈州瀑布城